strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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