a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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