lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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