I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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