I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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