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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.

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  Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before

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• (510): View more from California

  I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard

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  Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Ugh he's texting me.

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  Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You were crying hysterically

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  So that's why my heels were in the oven...

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• (949): View more from California

  I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night

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