Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
