Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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