he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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