We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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