Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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