he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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