i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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