everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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