ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
