thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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