i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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