U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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