i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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