i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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