Umm I'm too high to move.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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