it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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