tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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