These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I will be naked everywhere
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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