butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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