Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Mom said you looked used
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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