so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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