all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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