so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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