does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
