real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
please come you make the beer taste better
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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