I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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