Buhtt sex?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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