put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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