I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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