We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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