it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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