PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
