making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
