he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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