You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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