I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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