The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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