I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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