Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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