i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
