Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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