i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
