Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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