just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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